Fishsweeper (or how to make a fishing minigame)

Fishsweeper 

Fishing Minigames

Fish harder noob

Hello there my lovelies. 

I don't know why but I always tend to slip in a fishing a thing players can do when I create locations in whatever adventure or campaign I am running.  It is a fun distraction from the grind of defeating ancient evil horrors and looting dangerous crypts.  Plus some players really enjoy the extra roleplay aspect it brings, it is a moment of relaxation for their character in their downtime, or in between combats within a dungeon.

Ostensibly there are two ways to do this:

Random Tables: The player finds a body of water they want to fish in. They make a skill check and if they are successful they roll on a randomised table to see what they catch. 

Fishsweeper: The second approach emerged from a desire to make fishing a bit more interactive and fun. It works as a cross between battleships and minesweeper

Random tables

This approach is really straightforward.  The player approaches a fishable area and declares a desire to fish (assuming they have the equipment). The player should then make the appropriate skill check and if they pass they catch something and roll on one of the location tables below.

It is up to the DM to decide what the Fishing Skill should be. I usually think of it as either a matter of intelligence, dexterity and having the right gear, even a hunting skill would work well. Regardless the skill check should be fairly easy to beat. This is not a high-stakes exercise and should be a pleasant distraction.

Dear reader, the tables below represent the potential fish one might find in different locations.  Please use them, change them or take inspiration from them in any way that takes your fancy.

Roll	Port	Underground Lake
1	Seabass (+1 Ration)	Blind Flatfish (+1 Ration)
2	Bull Huss (+2 Rations)  Make an additional fishing check or take 1D3 damage as this little shark bites you as you remove it from your line.	Big-Eyed Creepy Flatfish (+1 Ration) Its eyes are like one of those paintings that seem to follow you wherever you go. Eating it could be bad luck.
3	Seabass (+1 Ration)	Blind Flatfish (+1 Ration)
4	Fishing Net Your line becomes tangled on a section of discarded fishing net.  It has ruined your line and takes you an hour to untangle everything.  However, the net is large enough to ensnare a large man… just saying.	Bioluminescent Gulper Eel (+1 Ration) This is an ugly fish.  Tastes pretty good mind you. A successful fishing check will allow you to extract 1 vial of bioluminescent fluid, to do with as you want.
5	Seabass (+1 Ration)	Blind Flatfish (+1 Ration)
6	A Soggy Money Pouch 1d6 x copper pieces within!	A Boot With A Hole In It Just as it sounds.
7	Seabass (+1 Ration)	Blind Flatfish (+1 Ration)
8	Lost Fisherman’s Hook You can hold it in your hand to look like a pirate.  Does 1D4 damage and grants a +1 to any grapple roll.	A Three-Foot Long Tentacle (+3 rations) It's thick and leathery.  Could be used as a makeshift club in a pinch.  It does 1D4 damage.
9	Seabass (+1 Ration)	Blind Flatfish (+1 Ration)
10	A small waterproof lockbox Potential contents: A pistole A treasure map The deeds to a boat Valuable gems	Ring on Paranoia Grants +1 AC Slowly over the next few days, the wearer will suffer an encroaching paranoia,  They will become convinced more and more people are trying to take their precious ring.

Roll	Lake/River	Open Seas
1	Trout (+1 Ration)	Cod (+1 Ration)
2	Pike (+2 Rations) Make a successful fishing check or this viscous thing will bite deep into you.  Does 1D6 damage	Angry Squid (+2 Rations) Successful fishing check or you are covered in ink and are blinded until you clean yourself.
3	Trout (+1 Ration)	Cod (+1 Ration)
4	An Old Horse Shoe It is not even that rusted.	A Mug Engraved on it are the words “world’s best captain”
5	Trout (+1 Ration)	Cod (+1 Ration)
6	Discarded Weapon The line catches a discarded slightly rusted weapon of your choice	Half Submerged Lockbox 1D10 Copper 1D6 x 2 Silver 1 Gold
7	Trout (+1 Ration)	Cod (+1 Ration)
8	River Sturgeon (+3 Rations) The sturgeon is also full of caviar. It will keep for only a few days before rotting.  However, it will sell for a handsome profit	Message In A Bottle Contains a treasure map!
9	Trout (+1 Ration)	Cod (+1 Ration)
10	A Baby Thinking your line was tangled up in reeds to your horror it is much worse.  You have caught a small floating wicker basket with a sleeping baby within. You have no idea where they came from, but it makes for a great beginning of a great comedy.	Ambergris Whale Vomit. It smells pretty bad and looks like a rotten rock.  However, alchemists and perfumers will pay VERY well for this incredibly rare reagent.

The Fishsweeper Approach

My thinking on fishing has evolved into a minigame.  It is good fun, and quick to make and turns fishing from a quick dice roll into a tactical puzzle.  The way it works is a bit like Battleships or Minesweeper.

Create a grid on squared paper (or like me scribble one down onto lined paper), and put coordinates along the X and Y axis.  Now every square on the grid can be identified by a unique coordinate!

Fig 1: So it looks something like this!

The next thing to do is populate it with your fish and other aquatic creatures and maybe some loot.  So your fishing area now looks like this.

Figure 2:  Completed Fishing Graph

Sprat: x1 Ration

Seabass: x2 Rations

Crab: x1 Ration (fishing check or take 1 point of damage from them nipping you)

Eel:  x3 Rations (Fishing check or 1D6 poison damage)

Ring: Worth 1 Gold piece

Fishing Battleships Rules

1. The player declares they want to cast a line.  

2. They will give you a coordinate (X, Y) and make a fishing check.

3. If they choose a square where a fish or item is they catch that fish.

4. If they choose a square with no fish or item in it but make a successful fishing check tell them how many squares away is the nearest fish or object.

5. If they failed the fishing roll they do not benefit from that information

6. Each time they cast a line it will take 30 minutes in game time.

I hope that helps.  It is a quick and fun way to create an encounter that eats up a bit of time and keeps your players coming back for more to see what is in that water.  I have also put below two examples from my own campaign notebooks to show you how I present it myself.

Much love

Tea set of Civility

The edge of a pirate dock.  Complete with a wand of eavesdropping to hear all the good gossip!

The base of a brackish waterfall, there are some nasty bitey fish in here that can nibble your fingers

Dude Where's My Longsword: D20 Concequences for Carousing

 Dude where’s my longsword:

D20 consequences of partying too hard

Give your players the consequences of their actions, and they will love you for it

 

Hello there my lovelies,

I was once told by a wise friend that the point of life is the stories you can tell from it.  From my own experience, some of the very best stories are from nights out where copious amounts of booze is drunk, and when poor decisions are made.  It doesn't matter if you made a tit of yourself (as long as you didn't insult or hurt anyone in the process), what matters is that it is a good story to tell to a different group of friends five years later. 

I know this all seems like terrible life advice but bear with me.  During my time both playing and DMing TTRPGs I have also noticed that there are always some players who insist on their characters getting as drunk as possible, as often as possible.  I have also noticed that once or twice a campaign the party goes on the mother of all benders. As a DM it is within my gift to give them a memorable story to recount, and thus the table of  Dude Where's My Longsword was born.

Dude Where's My Longsword should be used sparingly.  It should only be used when the party, drinks harder and longer than normal.  It is for when they decide to crack open that bottle of goblin moonshine they picked up 5 dungeons ago.  It is when the celebrations (or commiserations) spill out of the tavern and across the city.  It is when the party has survived a series of high-stakes sessions and they finally want to blow off some steam.

The drug shark happened in my own campaign.  Merryment and grovelling to powerful criminal enterprises were needed.

Therefore, just for you dear lovely reader I present the outrageous consequences of carousing that just goes that hard.

Dude where’s my longsword Roll a D20 on this table whenever your party drinks too hard and too long.  In nearly every case the drinkers have no memory of what happened the night before.
Roll	Outcome
1	Marriage Each drinker should make a saving roll (probably something like wisdom) Anyone who fails got married last night, potentially to each other. It is probably a good idea to seek an annulment ASAP
2	The Drug Shark One or more of the drinkers wake up riding the corpse of a great white shark.  It is wearing a party hat. The shark is FULL of highly illegal narcotics The owner wants their drugs back and is currently scouring the area to find the culprits.
3	Vomit Golem There were so many people and so much drink, and food, and then more drink and probably more food after that.  It got out of hand, people began being sick and somehow the vomit became something more: THE VOMIT GOLEM It's tough and hits hard It stinks and everyone close to it is distracted by its stench. Those struck by it take extra acid-based damage It is extremely vulnerable to antacids or alkalis.
4	The Hairless Bear One or more of the drinkers wake up in a cave.   Also in the cave is a sleeping cave bear, however, it has been shaved completely. The drinker has a sack of bear hair next to them and a pair of shears. It is probably a good time to leave, quietly.
5	The Transcendent Headache One or more of the drinker's hangover transcends space and time in a moment of skull-splitting despair their mind becomes one with the fabric of the universe gifting them with telekentic powers. They gain a telekinetic magehand that can be used at will. However to maintain this power they can never, ever, get drunk again. Additionally, they will always have a slight headache.
6	The Vision Quest One or more of the drinkers got so drunk they peered into the spirit realm. Upon waking up and hungover they will meet their spirit guide (probably a cute and annoying small animal). The spirit guide will be able to answer one question about the world truthfully (though it may not know everything)
7	Inside The Lamp The drinkers get so drunk that they wake up outside of a palace in a desert.  Inside the palace is the Djinn of the lamp of which both Djinn and drinkers are now stuck inside. The only way to break out is to find and defeat the sealing magic that holds them in.  Unfortunately, this won't be easy as it is a giant sandworm.
8	The Existential Cleanup The partying got so out of hand last night that the drinkers (and other partygoers) have trashed the entire town/city. The local law enforcement has arrived with carts and pitchforks.  The drinkers will clean up the area or face prison.
9	Forbidden Literature Last night one of the drinkers did a bad thing.  They just can’t remember what. Surely it has nothing to do with the dread ritual to summon an eldrich horror, from this strange book written in blood and bound in human skin.
10	Stolen Grace One or more of your drinkers wake up in the morning with a large holy symbol in the room next to them.  They clearly should not have it and have clearly stolen it during their drunken antics. Returning it could be fine.  Many religions are the forgiving type.  Others would rather burn you and let their god decide.
11	Mysterious Livestock One more of your drinkers awake surrounded by a small herd of livestock animals (something like sheep or goats). It is not clear where they came from, but what is obvious now is that they are somehow attached to that drinker. They will follow them wherever they travel.  Generally beat, moo or cluck a lot, making plenty of noise. They are also useless in combat, as being herd animals they are consummate cowards.
12	Incredible Journey One or more of your drinkers awake in an unfamiliar area with no idea how they got there. When they finally get their bearings it is clear that the drinker is going to have a real hard time getting back to where they were.  They are either somewhere dangerous to exit or in a far-off wilderness.  Sucks to be them.
13	OMG we’re in Azkaban The drinkers awake in a prison.  Possibly a supermax prison. It is not clear how they got there, and the guards are not helping with answers. There is a very real possibility they did something very naughty on a drunken rampage, or equally, an enemy saw it as an opportunity to frame them. Either way, it seems like the only way out is a prison break!
14	Serial Victim In their drunken state, the drinkers were abducted by a deranged killer.  They now awake deep in their dungeon, which is full of traps and other deranged killers. The killer has probably taken all their equipment too!
15	It thinks you are its mother! One or more of the drinkers awakes next to an apex predator that appears to be staring intently at them.  It is a juvenile of the species and it seems to be very fond of that character, perhaps thinking they might be its mother. Which is great and all, you end up with a ferocious pet.  However, its parents may well be looking for it and will probably deal with whoever abducted their offspring in short and brutal order. A few ideas of what the juvenile could be: An owl bear, a lion, a displacer beast, a troll or even a flail snail.
16	Fargo A very simple one.  Something VERY bad happened last night. All the drinkers awake next to a dead body, whom no one can identify.   Next to the body is a HUGE pile of money. People might be looking for that.
17	Yes, You Joined A Cult One or more of the drinkers are excitedly shaken awake by someone in robes.  They are told it is the time of their becoming (or whatever nonsense). It appears last night they were inducted into a cult. If they are lucky it will be the nice type of cult with weirdos and weird sex stuff.  If they are unlucky it will be the bad type of cult with weirdos, weird sex stuff and blood sacrifice.
18	Hangover of Legend The drinker's antics last night have become the stuff of legend.  They will never be forgotten by the townspeople, who will probably hold a celebration each year in memory of that one fateful night. The party will enjoy a free drink every time they visit this place.
19	In Costume One or more (probably all) of the drinkers awake to find themselves in costume.  They appear to be dressed up as some sacred or endangered animal. On closer inspection, it seems that they are also wearing the furs or skins of the creature. Not the best look, if the locals/druids/elves/conservationists find out.
20	Hair of the Dog Upon waking up the drinkers find there are unfinshied beverages around them.  If they choose to continue drinking their body will be effectively sterilised of all unpleasantness. They will be immune to disease and poison until the next rest.

Evil Cult Generator

Since Halloween is coming up here is a moderately creepy generator to create an evil cult in your game.  This generator assumes they are evil beyond reproach and they will probably show you no mercy.  So show them none in return.

Build A Cult (This is specifically about evil cults)
What do they Wear?
roll	Clothing	Accessory
1	Very standard cultist robes, you know the sort.	Creepy masks. Cultists love creepy masks.
2	Leather strapping and other extremely figure-hugging leather clothing. It is all very Hellraiser.	A small broach. One could even miss it if you weren't paying attention.
3	No specific dress code but every piece of clothing the cultists have are exactly the same colour.	Tattoos.
4	Nothing, they are weirdo nudists.	Deliberate disfigurement.
5	Rags and scraps, they look like they have collected their clothing for a refuse pile.	Mutation, probably involving tentacles.
6	Nothing. They wear perfectly normal everyday clothing.	Adorned in bones. Skulls for shoulder pads, and chest plates made out of femurs that sort of thing.
7	Skins and hides (possibly human).	Heavy body modification. This goes beyond having your eyebrow pieced.
8	A very idiosyncratic uniform. Think communist China.	Holy artefact. They carry with them at all times a holy artefact. This could be a symbol or even a sacred weapon.
9	Extreme decadence. The clothes they were are designed to titillate and strategically expose the flesh to get the pulse racing.	Weird flamboyant hats.
10	Puritanical dress-code, no fun here. You need to be wearing the exact shade of charcoal grey.	Covered in pustules and sores. It looks and smells disgusting but they seem to love it.
Who do they sacrifice and how?
roll	Who	how
1	Anyone they can get their hands on. There is no discrimination here. They are progressive like that.	Cutting out their hearts with a ritual dagger.
2	Virgins.	Exsanguination!
3	Babies/children.	Burning probably on a pyre or in a volcano.
4	Specific race.	Feeding to a great beast at the bottom of a great pit.
5	Followers of a particular religion	Something stupidly elaborate.
6	Magic-users	Ritual torture.
What do they want?
Roll	What are these weirdos up to?
1	They just want to do weird creepy shit in peace. If it wasn't for the prodigious amounts of human sacrifices going on no one would care really.
2	They want to summon something awful into this world. It might kill them, eat them, or even drive them mad, but they seem fine with that outcome.
3	They want to establish a domain where they rule and spread the world of their belief. It probably wouldn't be a nice place to live.
4	They want to overthrow the established order. It is not clear if they have a plan for what to do next.
5	Wipeout X peoples. Maybe they are racists or just hate magic users. Non the less they are set on the total destruction of a particular group of people in this world.
6	Fulfil a prophecy. Somewhere in pages of the books, they rant about is a strange prophecy that has them all worked up! Let us hope you're not involved in it.
7	Bathe in the blood of their enemies. This might be literal.
8	Domination and enslavement of all”
9	Omnicide. They want to kill just everyone apart from themselves. Then maybe themselves.
10	The utter and total destruction of existence itself.
Does weird sex stuff go down in the cult?
roll	outcome
1 to 8	Yes.
9 to 10	No.
Just what is it they worship?
roll	The object of their obsession
1	A person (They may be alive, dead or even undead).
2	A power eldritch being.
3	An object (for example a weapon, obelisk, artefact, statue or even a body part).
4	A philosophy or ideology.
5	A place (it could be an area, a ruin or even a country).
6	Writings or scripture.
What makes them so unique?
roll	Quirk
1	They all same the same thing at the same time like some kind of hive-mind.
2	They are just overly nice. To the point, it is cloying and uncomfortable. Even when they are killing you they are strangely happy about it.
3	They are all to an individual utterly and hopelessly insane.
4	They are devious and have been spending years infiltrating governments and other powerful organisations.
5	They are tolerated by the state for some reason. Probably because they keep the true depths of their evil hidden. People find them creepy nonetheless.
6	They are powerful enough to rule over a region.
7	They bring with them dread beasts, not of this world.
8	They also serve in undeath. When they die they will be raised as an undead creatures befitting of the station they achieved in the cult in life.
9	They wiled dreadful cursed weapons.
10	Their leader is a powerful non-human entity.